Introverts often get told that we’re too serious. And as annoying as it is, sometimes, we’re so inside our head that we do take ourselves a tad seriously. This time of year, especially, when there are so many obligations and social events, it’s important to be able to give our resting b*tch face a rest and have a good laugh. That’s why I’ve put together 15 funny introvert tweets that are oh so true!
15 Funny Introvert Tweets
Important questions to ask before attending a party:
-Is there a dog there?
-Is it acceptable to arrive late and leave early?
-How many people are going?
-Are any of those people going known to talk too much?
-Why the hell go in the first place?— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) November 18, 2017
When you are all done “peopling” but apparently people still exist. #ugh #nomorepeopleplease #dogsonly #alldone #nomore #introvert #introverting
— lyinglemon (@cynfish4) December 9, 2017
When you email someone and they want to Skype you back… #introvert #introvertproblems #cringe #shy #artofintroverting pic.twitter.com/0bh1xWLyQq
— The art of introverting (@artofintrovert) December 11, 2017
When you are secretly so pleased that it’s snowing this heavy ….because there will be no unexpected visitors ? YAY!#INFJ #introvertlife #introvertproblems #introvert
— INFJ Advocate – Healing Writer ? (@HealingWriter_) December 11, 2017
That #introvert moment when you decide to google something and figure it out yourself instead of making a phone call.
— Jenn Granneman (@JennGranneman) December 6, 2017
Nothing says — I don’t understand you nor how to work a dictionary like your mother suggesting, “you oughta go down to the Y and join an introvert group.”#Thurds #introvertproblems #IntrovertLife #amwriting #introverts #WIP#introvert
— K Kibbee (@K_Kibbee) December 7, 2017
Maggie and I passed a hitchhiker on the road. I realized that it’s not really a safety concern why I didn’t pick her up. I just didn’t want to talk to anyone. #introvert
— kenameZ (@kenamez) December 6, 2017
Birthdays should be the one day a year where no one calls you and you’re not expected to talk on the phone ??? #introvert
— Coral Allen (@cra_dreamer) December 10, 2017
I’d be content to never leave my room ever again, tbh…
But then I remember that I have to go to the door to get the food I order, and that goes out the window. #introverting #foodie #foodrovert
— ᕼᗩᑎᑎᗩᕼ ᙏᗩᖇIᙓ❄️ (@PlottingerTwist) November 26, 2017
Current status: hiding in an empty Sunday school room during kids’ choir practice to avoid having to talk to other parents. #introverting
— Amilyn Wishman Nalan Holdo (@AmyWishman) November 15, 2017
Waiting in your car for 20 minutes for the 1 person you know at a social gathering and claiming you “just got there” too. #introverting
— Kailyn Hilgardner (@kailyn_hilgard) October 23, 2017
Uber driver: ………..
Me: ……….
Uber driver: ……….
Me: 5 stars.
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017
My friends know me well. ?#itstoopeopley #introverting #grammarsnob@mstands4mikayla pic.twitter.com/mOkoYQPE5B
— RachelleRachelle (@modelrachelleg) September 13, 2017
1 week before social event:
This is going to be fun. I need this.
1 hour before social event:
Oh God I wish I were dead.#introvertsecrets— Introvert Secrets (@whointroverted) June 10, 2017
When #introverts run into people & can’t remember how they know them. @Mindful__INFJ @INFJ_memes @HIDDENYOUMAG #INFJ #awkward #introverting pic.twitter.com/hwTX85Z6t9
— Sharon Kehl Califano (@SharonKCalifano) August 25, 2017
I hope you liked my little compilation of funny introvert tweets. Which one did you like best?
Xo,
Hahaaa! I’m so glad I’m not the only one who would hide in an empty room to avoid talking to people! Introverts rock!
thats the only heaven we adore
My fave:
https://twitter.com/JRhodesPianist/status/751076343144734720
Even even between the Uberdriver / #itsTOOpeopley
The Uber driver one was literally me last Friday night.
Current status: hiding in empty classroom to avoid talking to other parents lol that’s awesome.
1 week before social event …
I need this, it will be good for me…
1 hr before I wish I was dead