Introverts often get told that we’re too serious. And as annoying as it is, sometimes, we’re so inside our head that we do take ourselves a tad seriously. This time of year, especially, when there are so many obligations and social events, it’s important to be able to give our resting b*tch face a rest and have a good laugh. That’s why I’ve put together 15 funny introvert tweets that are oh so true!
15 Funny Introvert Tweets
Important questions to ask before attending a party:
-Is there a dog there?
-Is it acceptable to arrive late and leave early?
-How many people are going?
-Are any of those people going known to talk too much?
-Why the hell go in the first place?
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) November 18, 2017
— lyinglemon (@cynfish4) December 9, 2017
— The art of introverting (@artofintrovert) December 11, 2017
— INFJ Advocate – Healing Writer 📝 (@HealingWriter_) December 11, 2017
That #introvert moment when you decide to google something and figure it out yourself instead of making a phone call.
— Jenn Granneman (@JennGranneman) December 6, 2017
Nothing says — I don’t understand you nor how to work a dictionary like your mother suggesting, “you oughta go down to the Y and join an introvert group.”#Thurds #introvertproblems #IntrovertLife #amwriting #introverts #WIP#introvert
— K Kibbee (@K_Kibbee) December 7, 2017
Maggie and I passed a hitchhiker on the road. I realized that it’s not really a safety concern why I didn’t pick her up. I just didn’t want to talk to anyone. #introvert
— kenameZ (@kenamez) December 6, 2017
Birthdays should be the one day a year where no one calls you and you’re not expected to talk on the phone 😅💛🎉 #introvert
— Coral Allen (@cra_dreamer) December 10, 2017
I’d be content to never leave my room ever again, tbh…
— ᕼᗩᑎᑎᗩᕼ ᙏᗩᖇIᙓ❄️ (@PlottingerTwist) November 26, 2017
Current status: hiding in an empty Sunday school room during kids’ choir practice to avoid having to talk to other parents. #introverting
— Amilyn Wishman Nalan Holdo (@AmyWishman) November 15, 2017
Waiting in your car for 20 minutes for the 1 person you know at a social gathering and claiming you “just got there” too. #introverting
— Kailyn Hilgardner (@kailyn_hilgard) October 23, 2017
Uber driver: ………..
Uber driver: ……….
Me: 5 stars.
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017
— RachelleRachelle (@modelrachelleg) September 13, 2017
1 week before social event:
This is going to be fun. I need this.
1 hour before social event:
Oh God I wish I were dead.#introvertsecrets
— Introvert Secrets (@whointroverted) June 10, 2017
— Sharon Kehl Califano (@SharonKCalifano) August 25, 2017
I hope you liked my little compilation of funny introvert tweets. Which one did you like best?